friday me and alyssa and kelleigh walked to her house to start the hot tub guy-hiding fest that was our day. i ripped a poster of a carnival off a tree, but alyssa kept it and has refused to share. anyway, we sludged along the side of the toad (im going to keep it as toad because thats what it came out as) and got yelled at by angry people in cars (jesse and some person none of us knew) we painted our nails all crappy like, and played mario party and got slobbered on by ti and ate everyones food like we like to do, and then kelleighs dad and brother left and tom left for her house. kelleighs dad came back, and tom just HAPPENED to be there at the same time, but they talked their way out of it and all was well with the world.

other people showed up and we sat on beanbags looking at the yearbook and discovered that kelleigh has a FUCK TUB. its big and many an orgy could fit into it for happy tub-fucking. after that we hot tubbed it up, and some innocent fireflys who were only trying to mate were killed. thenn we played a card game which i have no idea how to play, and its a good thing i didnt get as far as winning, because to win you had to say the name of the game and i completely forget what that was.

saturday was SNOOKaPALOOZA and chelseas mom came to pick me up and me and chelsea walked to hannahs house, where we drank frappes and (importantly) chose which pin we wre going to wear in the duran duran club. then we walked to snookapalooza and hanged signs such as 'if rob lowe was a walrus', and 'remember when ANONYMOUSE looked like this?'. the bands were pretty good, except for i think cat nailed to a tree, because the bass was off and idunno, i forget most of the other names but i DO know that there were chickens there who were trapped in the horrible prison of the trampoline and they hated us.

so we went to get pizza, and alyssa bought a HOMIE and i got the egg that he was birthed out of and i was happy. so we went back and sat around and prodded kelleigh to make out with (ANONYMOUSE (but a different anonymous person, that is)) and shoved grass into a water bottle to see if it would camouflage with the grass, and it DID and we were proud. and other such important things. and also there was a small child with a flyswatter and i finally know what use flyswatters have.



SEVEN DEADLY SINS (oF DOOM)

WRATH

Who did you last get angry with? my bus. we had a heated argument in my mind, but in the end it drove away.

What is your weapon of choice? that song by fatboy slim. is now in my head

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? i sure would, im a girl so im allowed to hit guys

How about of the same sex? if i know them and they are wishing death and falling down stairs upon me (alyssa)

Who was the last person that got really angry at you? mr pants definitely peed in my room so maybe he was mad. it has that distinct sams-cat-pee-shoe scent to it

What is your pet peeve? stupid questions probably. abby asked me how to spell 'yay' last night and i got pissed at her. which is understandable from my point of view.


SLOTH

What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? homework i bet, but i rarely have any to do at home so nevermind. chores, if you count that, and i sure as crap dont.

What is the latest you've ever woken up? latest is sometime after 5 but i had a good excuse i bet

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. its not my fault that nobody cares to get back to me about alyssas precious haircut, so, nobody really

What is the last lame excuse you've made? "well technically we really didnt eat much and i dont think that theyd notice if we left anyway.."

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? only the good ones, like space bags ones

When was the last time you got a good workout in? those stairs are a kicker

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? personally id rather just turn mine off, considering it saves time


GLUTTONY

What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? either the dunkindonuts fruity thingers, or the chockfullonuts(?) oreo ones

White meat or dark meat? white meats better on chickens and the sort

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? dont really care for alcohol per-sey, considering that with my family background i am likely to get addicted if i do. but those smirnoff things are pretty good

Have you ever used a professional diet company? no

Do you have an issue with your weight? not really

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet

Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet? i had a dog, and used to do that all the time. also mom likes to steal silverware if she likes it, but shh


LUST

How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? booo

How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? i hope not many people. oh i think one of alyssas uncles walked in on me one time while i was peeing but that was just wierd and dosent count

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? would i be human if i didnt?

Have you wanted someone who was taken? always

What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? lookit me being original, eyes

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? we will always remember the hooker at snookapalooza, and alyssas picture to prove it

Have you ever had a one-night stand? hah no

GREED

How many credit cards do you own? one

What's your guilty pleasure? food maybe, also doing nothing

If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? tempting though alyssas octopus idea is, id probably buy myself a camel or llama as such they rock

Would you rather be rich or famous? rich, who wants to be famous with all that crap

Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? jobs suck anyway, so sure, plus then i could go on vacations lots

Have you ever stolen anything? as a wee child i stole lots, but not really from strangers, and nothing of great value. like the neighbors rocks for example.

How many mp3's are on your hard drive? hundreds of lots


PRIDE

What's the one thing you've done that you're most proud of? on time i made pictures out of ripped up styrofoam cups. they were great

What's the one thing you've done that your parents are most proud of? i dunno really, artsy things most likely

What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? make that caramel stuff thats made of condensed milk again. that was good. and bytheway we found a 3 odd month old one in alyssas fridge the other day

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no, i love second place, its way better than third

Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? sometimes, in third grade i was real obvious about it though and i got sent to the office for a stern talking-to from the head nun. ms, nunnelson

What did you do today that you're proud of? found some food, which is a miracle in my foodless house


ENVY

What item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? that pink construction hat, and also (and ofcourse Kelleigh's fuck-tub.)

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes, because all the other competitors = nobody, so i won by default. that was a great day in the connolly household

If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? aladdins monkey (i so beat you on that one)

Have you ever been cheated on? not to my knowledge, so i hope not

Have you ever cheated on someone? no.

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah

What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? not-being-a-fool skills

What is your favorite deadly sin? gluttony combined with muy lots of lust

and that is the end of my time-consuming-nothing-better-to-do thinger