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| 06:06pm 18/12/2007 |
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So, I am going to make an actual entry. Are you all excited? You best be.
Dear Livejournal,
I just wanted you to know how much I hate Christmas music. Even when I am not at work and forced to listen to this festive drivel hour after hour, it is all I can hear. Most of the songs dont even have great concepts, some are just awful. If I had thought long and hard about some of these lyrics as a wee child, I would have probably been horrified at the thought of the Christmas season. "He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows if youre awake, so jump in bead and cover your head 'cause santa claus comes tonight." You heard it here first, Santa is a rapist. Truly not something to be telling children in non-song format.
Then theres the whole Rudolph story. Once upon a time there was this freak with a honking huge nose that emitted strange light. Everyone hated him and ridiculed him for said nose, and he was a sad, sad reindeer. Then all of a sudden FOG! Oh, Rudolph help us, only you can lead the sleigh! And Rudolph just says "Oh sure guys, lets forget about how terrible you were to me so that you can use me for personal gain!" The they are best friends forever. Sense? This makes none. Long story short, I think Rudolph needs to grow a pair and tell those bitches to get their own sleigh lighting device instead of being a giant welcome mat with nose cancer.
Hilarious however, are christmas covers sung by has-been artists. We have a lot of Jackson Five songs mixed in at work, and it is funny to think of michael as a small black boy. Best though is the cover of 'O Christmas Tree' by someone like Diana Ross, I'm not sure exactly who it is. She goes off on a role-call of all the reindeer, naming pretty much all of them incorrectly, and at the end just laughs maniacally. "On Dancer, on Prancer. AAAAAHHH HAAA AAAAAA".
Other than hating Christmas music, I have basically spent my time lately being sick and having to dig my car out of shit a lot. Alyssa and other college people are home soon though, so thats pretty exciting and hopefully I will not have died by then. Also there are a lot of pictures of me looking gross on facebook, labeled as Sarah Buttlump, so enjoy those.
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| 08:05pm 17/11/2007 |
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Hay guys, what's going on in this journal? |
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| 02:27pm 27/02/2006 |
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Dear all,
It has been brought to my attention that I do not own a copy of Super Mario all-Stars for the SNES. As this is a major issue and can only be resolved one of two ways, I would like to request that someone either give or sell me their copy so that I can continue with my life happily as it has been thusfar.
Yours Faithfully,
The IT department |
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| 11:00pm 31/08/2005 |
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You cannot name a hurricane "Katrina".
A hurricane is supposed to sound menacing and dangerous.
Not like a little girl with pigtails and a minnie mouse skirt. |
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| 11:00pm 29/08/2005 |
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mood: .gas-o-line. makes. me. run.. music: back seat. trunk space.
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Things:
a. Though I have neglected my livejournal to the point of months, I decided that this last day deserves some sort of update.
b. School is tomorrow and not only do I very much not want to go there, I do not want to go there on a bus. Because my car has been in the shop for weeks, because no one can find out whats wrong with it. Even though that is their job.
c. Went to 6 flags yesterday to discover, after driving 2 hours to get there, that it rained for the whole 7 hours we were there. Drove home and sat 3 hours in traffic on the mass pike. Then went to kelleighs to watch Alyssa watch Swordfish.
d. Today we were all supposed to go out but those plans fell through too. Last taco night. Much carnage of the cellular variety.
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| 05:52pm 03/12/2004 |
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for some reason the computer wallpaper has turned into a cheetah. i couldnt tell you why, because noone in this house has ever shown a particular interest in cheetahs.
in 4th grade my science class did the manditory-for-something animal project. some kid thought that his project was better than mine because his cheetah could eat a zebra any day. "bring it on bitch" says me, as he was obviously mighty dumb. so when he wasnt paying attention i hid his cheetah issie of Zoobooks.
i got an A.
my project kicked ass because it was on big yellow posterboard.
i noticed that this isnt really a good update for my poor neglected livejournal. but i dont have much to write about. well i do- but im too lazy, plus there are so many better things i could be eating. i know you all will miss my frequent updates terribly. but livejournal is, kindof boring now. just a little.
also, alyssa made kelleigh a picture, and i am going to publicly state that i want one.
guten morgen, my skanky lj friends
(which actually i think means good morning, but thats not important.) |
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| 08:12pm 18/10/2004 |
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mood: popsicle-y music: the paper chase
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look at me updating like one of those people who doesnt neglect their lj.
i dont know why though, because today hasnt been particularly exciting, except for the popsicle fandango, because aparently noone in this house has learned that unless you specifically tell me not to eat something, i will eat all of it. today kelleigh brought in a super cool spiderman decoder card for me, so at some point i need to try purchase things with it.
homecoming was some amount of days ago, during which Jonny created a baloon masterpiece which floated above the stupid dancing crowd until Mrs.'fun nazi'Caron decided that this was in direct violation of gym rules and took it away. after that we went to mcdonalds in full formal attire, and forced the employees to feed us.
the cookout was the day before that, and we got there after that smells like goguen band played. we got a stamp to be allowed into the burger pen, which aparently is a big privelidge or something, because they closed it soon after and yes.
went to a chinese buffet, and tried to listen to conversations held by a loud man sitting at the table behind ours, but i was not in the opportune acoustic position and did not get to hear of his sexploits.
friday i slept over Kelleighs house with Alyssa, and we went BOWLING. to me this is muy excitamundo, because bowling is just god damn cool. we got to use the big real bowling balls with holes and everything. Alyssa beat me at bowling, but i got to use the pink glow in the dark ball so i was happy. after that we went home and attempted to watch a movie, but i fell asleep in the egg chair.
saturday we woke up and Kelleigh was gone at her PSAT thing, which i might have been at if i wasnt too busy being a giant slacker and eating muffins. we played the sims and ddr, and when Kelleigh got home, Jonny called Alyssa and told us to go help him peel wallpaper or something else that has no benefit to me because i am not a boyscout. so we sanded walls and brillo scrubb-ed them until i got too dirty and had to go into the mens bathroom to wash my hands because they were conviniently blocking the womens door with their ladders. but i got to wear Kelleighs 'someone who loves me very much went to blah and got me this shirt' shirt so i wasnt complaining much. when i got hom i learned that there was a bouncy castle bonanza at Dans house, only it was raining and the bouncy castle deflated. Dan had tape dedicated to him, that was actually hilaribous. we ate pizza and apple pie, and watched Shelby get beat up in the castle thing.
today the bus broke down.
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| 07:41pm 26/09/2004 |
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right, i have no idea what is going on with the new update page, but i will try my hardest to adjust.
this week was alright, besides the fact that someone definitely stole my haircolor, and that i actually had to do a little homework. friday i slept over Kelleighs house with Alyssa and we finally got to see napoleon dynamite, which is one of the funniest movies i have seen in ever and i so wish i could dance as good as he can. after that we saw Kelleighs dad drive past in the cool car without us, because we werent cool enough for the cool car and had to get a ride home from Alyssas mom. we got back to Kelleighs house and ate all of her candy (im guessing) and she showed us the wonders of dance dance revolution. soon we got tired of playing the normal way and losing, and decided it would be easier to just slap two buttons each on the mat instead of doing any real work, just like bop-it extreme.
after that Alyssa and Kelleigh were talking about something about skanks (like they like to do) but i was tired from all my ddr physical exertion and i fell asleep on the giant bean bag. soon they decided to go sleep upstairs and i got to sleep in Kelleighs egg chair again, but when i asked for a pillow, alyssa threw me a giant throw pillow. when i woke up the whole right side of my head and neck hurt because of alyssas careless pillow choice. we went downstairs and there was some strange girl there, which really bothers me because she wasnt there when i went to sleep. i ate Kelleighs muffins, and her honey comb, and watched them try to get the ddr mats to work again, which they failed at. soon it was time to go home, and in the car we listened to the FUNK mix, which is awesome, but i had to leave during 'play that funky music white boy' and so i was sad.
had a shower since i was swety and skanky from actually mioving for the first time in my life, and later on went with Rob Alden and George to do useless things for no reason. we went to shaws to see if Austin and Lars were there, but they were conviniently absent. so we went to burger king to stand there and watch Jesse, until some spanish family came in with some huge-lipped guy and we had to leave before we accidentally laughed and made fools of ourselves. so instead we went to mcdonalds and saw medusa girl, but she was boring and didnt to anything exciting, besides ofcourse having about three guys and her -probably- illegitimate lovechild there. so we decided to go to the park with the newly stolen mcdonalds trays. some guys in a big truck didnt like this though, and high beamed us halfway there for no reason, so George hung a tray out the window and Rob made a tray barrier in the back. he followed us into the airport parking lot and tried to make it out like we did something wrong, which anyone with half a brain would know we didnt. after that we stole dalios crutch and went to the park and then back to Robs house, and Alden got involved in conversations about airplanes and highways.
also, i forgot the part where George leaned out the window and took the supposedly new Coney, but since this cone was slightly battered and not good enough for Rob, i got to keep it. today mom Chris and Abby got home from newport, and they brought me some jaffa cakes so i am happy. they also bought a new rug, a chandeleir, leather placemats(?), and some cups to go permanently on the table. also they bought a new brush which i have decided to keep as my own since mine is crappy, but that doesnt count because it is useful. |
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| 08:31pm 18/09/2004 |
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since im too lazy for a real update, here, take this.
it actually took a lot of my brain to remember anything that went on in my life after 4th and prior to 8th or 9th grade.
Tell one memory from each grade.
==PRESCHOOL== Kids & Co, i was in the blue room ALL THE TIME, but i really wanted to explore the mysterious boundaries of the green and pink rooms (never got to). we had gerbils called Peanutbutter and Jelly, and a table with sand on one side and water on the other, the best part was putting the sand in the water side and the water in the sand side and watching everyone get angry. people kept stealing my toy dinosaurs when i was playing with them, and i never got to hand out apple juice and crackers at snack time. when we crossed the road to get to the playground, we had to hold on to a long string so that we wouldnt get lost in the street, and the swings were not very stable. i think Kids & Co used to be a Dunkin Donuts maybe, because they had sortof a drive through window on one side which was right next to the cemetary. also, one time we ate REAL green eggs and ham, and it was amazing.
==KINDERGARTEN== was forcibly forced to go to catholic school, crappy itchy skirts and pretending i knew how to play the recorder to impress everyone.
==FIRST== stil in the land of sadism and rulers, lost at tug of war and dont remember much else.
==SECOND== my teacher didnt like me much, and some stupid child kept answering all the questions i knew. my two best friends were reading some book together and conviniently forgot to include me, so i bought the book and read it before they could and tried to tell them the ending to piss them off.
==THIRD== cheated on my times tables test really obviously, and got sent to the office. played math blaster like a pro (except for the math part of course) and having to pretend to like the class hunk Bobby, so that i could be in the club my friends made up. also we saw a cows heart in science, and some stupid girl threw up.
==FOURTH== finally went to public school with the rest of my normal neighborhood friends. found blue caterpillars in the schoolyard at recess and kept them in a cup because they were awesome. waiting for my mom on the tire swing after school because i lived to close to get a bus, and making bead animals because that was the thing to do when you arte a hip fourth grader.
==FIFTH== went to middle school and had a teacher called mr coffee, dont remember much besides that, except that he threw pens out of the window for no reason.
==SIXTH== our lockers were pink, this is all i can come up with after racking my brain. also moved to Mendonin the summer.
==SEVENTH== went to nipmuc, missed pink lockers in all their glory, meeting Alyssa in art and our legacy of annoying everyone begins.
==EIGHTH== pre algebra with mrs villa who we drew things for and offered to work in her antique shop, well our idea of work anyway. making bug comics and seeing a history movie narrated by that teacher on boy meets world in mr austins class. the excitement and thrill of mr austins many many sweaters. 8th grade semi, which was spent laughing at Cat and everyone who danced with her, and throwing m&ms at everyone, also stealing the stars and dressing ourselves in the decorations afterwards.
==NINTH== on to the highschool, mr connors class and drawing him bugs and writing a story about how he was raised by llamas (this was accepted and given a full project grade of course) also making a pyramid out of chocolate and giving all the popsicle sticks inside it names.
==TENTH== gym class with sam and kelleigh, pretending to do yoga, but really mad disco dancing to Wan Pong Young (or whatever her name was)'s hot dance music. having to repeat algebra again for what i believe was absolutely no reason.
==ELEVENTH== this year, im tired.
==TWELFTH== next year
==SCHOOL AFTER HIGH SCHOOL== how should i know
==DESCRIBE TWO MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY PARTIES OF YOURS== abbys bday, when she had a blue cookie monster cake, and all the childs got blue frosting EVERYWHERE and had blue faces because they dye wouldnt wash off. also that one party of mine where i dropped my cake on the ground and the dog ate it. yeah im coordinated.
==DESCRIBE GETTING YOUR DRIVERS’ LICENSE== on the off chance that that will ever happen i will be sure to let you know, lj.
==EVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY TO GET YOUR CRUSH’S ATTENTION? IF SO, WHAT?== not really.
==DESCRIBE A FUN VACATION YOU’VE TAKEN== the bahamas were pretty good, even though the boat looked like it was oing to sink the entire time. without our shoddy accomidations what would we have made fun of?
==WHAT CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN?== Natick, Milford now Mendon.
==HOW DID YOU MEET ALL YOUR FRIENDS?== they were attracted by my sparkling personality (read- i forced them to associate with me)
Your past…
==ACTIVITIES== i played soccer for a couple months before i realised how anti-sports i was, but most of my time was spent sitting in the goal picking grass because i refused to run.
==PETS== Hammy the hamster, Chocolate, Fudge, Honey (note the trend) Chloe, Kelly, Pippin, and Mr.Pants
==FIRST KISS== like a year ago, it wasnt snowing
==CRUSHES== how can anyone resist little blond Michael from barney, he was hot stuff, and he made an awesome telescope out of a toilet roll and glad wrap.
==JOBS== conviniently none that i have applied for
==BOY/GIRLFRIENDS== Rob
today we went to the mall for lack of anythong to do, and i accidentally bought a lot of candy, accidentally. then abby forced us to go to macyfilenesears's so she could make us stand around while she rode the escalator into crap knows where. when we got home, mom told me to put together a swing for our treee because abby broke our last one because she likes to do that kind of thing. i think i have another english essay to write, but thats less important than taking useless survays, obviously. |
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| 04:02pm 31/08/2004 |
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Felatio sounds like the name of an attractive muscular spanish man. |
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| 07:02pm 30/08/2004 |
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music: cky- close yet far
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i would be giving you one of these wrapping up the summer entries and whatnot, only i forget specifically what happened when, also my butt is wet from sitting in the rain and i dont feel like typing much. all in all it was a really good summer, the best one i think, so far. im looking forward to school less than i thought, i really dont want to get into my stupid waking up and school-ing and then sitting around doing nothing routine again. on the bright side, i cant think of a bright side.
i cant really complain though. and now, i must go wash clothes and eat my frenchfries. i will look forward to seeing you all during another year of sadism and probably with my luck, gym. mostly. |
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| HeyKidKiwisRfun: isnt that the name of the hooker in thumbelina? |
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| 05:13pm 20/08/2004 |
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i thought maybe i should update so that those of you who want can read about me actually doing something once in a while.
yesterday was warped tour, and chelsea slept over and fell asleep on my couch. i thought i would wake up maybe at 7.30, so that i could make pancakes because thats the only breakfasty thing there is in my house, but that plan failed miserably because i would rather not fall asleep while pancake-ing and set the kitchen on fire again. rob and george came to pick us up at 9, and i almost forgot my shoes. we got there and had to find parking, but rob somehow drove right past the free parking lot, and we had to turn around in the dreaded black-roofed mcdonalds. many people pointed at us, but they were stupid so that dosent matter. after we found as spot we went and stood in line, where desperate bandmembers tried to sell us things, one tried to get me to buy things by complimenting my tacky necklace but i am a shrewd customer and will not be swayed by that.
then the monks talked to us about their book, but the line started to move and now we will forever wonder about the monks and their way of whatever they were trying to tell us about. when we were inside the redirected us into the stadium for no reason and my head hurt and my eyes went all wierd. then we lost george and chelsea in the mob of them and waited in the protective cover of a trash can while everyone stampeded in the other direction. we wre herded outside,(which explains why we were herded inside first) into a gigantibous parking lot. we sortof just stood around until montys fan club came on and then stood around some more. george found a bowl-o-pins and we found a grassy thing with a scenic view of the portapotties.
soon enough we were torn away from the portapotty field to find some autograph thinger that dave steckly told us would be there. the fact that dave steckly said it would be there should have thrown up a flag to begin with, and when we got where it was sposed to be there was nothing but a dumpster full of (possibly BILLION dollar winning) bottle caps. so we watched people wearing stripey socks for awhile, and saw our 80s friend pass by. we tried to get a good view for coheed, but aparently everyone else in the world had that same idea. we got pretty close to the front anyway though, and definitely pretty close to those two mosh pits we were smooshed between. coheed wasnt on for long and only played about 5 songs, during which we were busy getting crowd surfers conviniently dropped on our heads. george lost his hat and we never found it, but it would have been great to find someone wearing it. we went to mcdonalds after, and saw some familiar (probably stripey sock-ed) people there. we went to jonnys house to see if him and alyssa were there, but it was only his brother and phillip the dog, so we went to robs house and sat around being tired.
today i woke up and my whole family was gone. aparently abby got tired of her new pet rat already and wanted to return it. she made up some crap about it biting her, but anyone who knows abby knows the truth. also it was pretty obvious by the way that she came home and said 'im going to go look for other pets online'.
and i found some tiny keys and am now going to have to go find out what wonders they (probably) unlock. |
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| HeyKidKiwisRfun: take the word assosiacion thing in my journal |
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| 12:51am 13/08/2004 |
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UPSIDE-DOWN - 7up into dnL (which by the way sucks)
INTERCOURSE - alyssa the fornicator
POPCYCLE - a bicycle that dispenses popSICLES
TORNADO - that movie
POTASSIUM - bananas, because i learned that from honey i shrunk ourselves
IGNORANCE - awesomeness
SPEEDO - old british men
TURKEY - lurkeu loo turkey lurkel lickle
MONK - silence
WATER POLO - was never invited to play because i cheated
MUSIC - bacchus: god of alchohol
PILLOW FIGHT - breaking abbys head open on the wall with my pillow (it was an accident mostly)
MILLI - pede
CONDOM - used
FRUITY - pebbles
MISSION - skank-off
UNDERSTANDING - not internal organs
DATE - watch
HOLY - pope-mobile
PRINCE - frog
MAKE UP - parental advice= "make up and be friends"
INTERNATIONAL - borders
ARROGANCE - hate
PEANUT BUTTER - fluff
WHITE - black
CODE - tardblog
POETRY - usually a waste of time
LOL - HAHAAA ROFL LOLOLO!!11 -yousuck-
INTERESTING - better
IMPOTENT - "because as we all know, god is impotent. or is it omnipotent? some kind of potent anyway"
BRIDGE - "ooover troubbled waaaterssss" good grief..
COASTAL - california
WEDDING - something borrowed and all that crap
FOREVER - frys dog
MILK - cereal
BUBBLES - 25c
RANDOM - super
FRIENDS - assbags
SECRET - keep
INSECURE - blanket
ZOO - giraffes
SPRING - monkeys
AFTERWARDS - day after tomorrow
LIFE - of brian
-the new converse commercials wont stop and i cant escape them even on these crappy channels.
-school is oin a few weeks and thats just crap.
-i want some pink cake.
-i dont have any pink cake.
-alyssas mistake of putting lights in the sims room of death has caught up with me and i find it hilarious once again.
-lookit i made a list. i hope its annoying. |
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| 01:27am 12/08/2004 |
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(i love my usual choices of activities poeticly transformed into haiku) |
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| 01:46am 05/08/2004 |
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i am leaving tomorrow.
additionally, you should all miss me, otherwise i will not bring you tacky florida keychains and such.
and i know how dissapointed you will be if you miss out on that. |
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| 05:53pm 01/08/2004 |
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it could forever remain a mystery how i ended up at the boston science museum at 7.00 today, and im lazy and choose not to explain anything, so it very well might.
i WILL say though, that once i got there it was a sight to behold. not because of technology and the wonders of science etc etc, but because of the wonderous horrible people i saw there. i learned from these people, among other things, that i never want to be senile. shoot me please before i grow old, and i will thank you in the next life. because the day i start to wear pants that could house a small homeless family if the need arose, is a sad and tragic day.
today was aparently the grand opening of a lotr exhibit, which was pretty cool but basically alot of things i already knew about, still interesting. we only spent a while in there, and after walking around the exhibit once, we got sortof lost. abby and chris who were really interested in this shtuff, had happily merged off into the crowd, leaving me and mom to fend for ourselves. we stood around for awhile, and then pushed through some strange lady with white hair and gigantibous feet, and an equally scary woman dressed in white jeans a white shirt and a white cape of sorts, and claimed ourselves a bench. normally i would say mom is a bit harsh in making judgements about people, but in seeing these bags of human trash i was in complete agreement with her that they sucked.
outrageous things these people were wearing, saying, and doing. and it didnt stop once we left the lotr exhibit, it got worse. i counted at LEAST fifteen people wearing fanny packs, and more than half of those were men. also, the wouldnt let us pet the little chickens, which is cruel. we wandered around the exhibits for awhile, and completely missed the point of most of them, before going into the omnitheater to watch something about storms and earthquakes and such. it was pretty good at first, but then it became less and less about the natural disasters themselves, and more about the scientists who were studying them and was signifigantly less-good. then we tried to watch the electricity show, but because there was next to nothing happenning in this show, we got bored and left. after that, we drove to unos and uno-ed and came home so that chris could open his presents. and i would take a nap, but i am inconviniently incapable of sleeping during the day unless im soposed to be doing something usefull at the time. |
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| HeyKidKiwisRfun: on opposite extreme levels on the weird scale |
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| 08:02pm 26/07/2004 |
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mood:  thirsty music: cursive- the casualty
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lookit me updating my poor poor jouurnal, like someone who does that kind of thing.
friday i slept over kelleighs house with alyssa, and she had some sort of party thing going on, but me and alyssa arent cool and so we felt mighty out of place. there was much drinking, and many people apologising to us because they thought they were being jerks which they really werent. so we played dr mario and lots and lots of bop it -EXTREME- and then j brown and snook showed up and we really didnt know them too well so we sat on the couch and watched the goings on. jonny was sposed to have a sleepover with alyssa in a supposedly non-sexual way but we all have our doubts about that, but he was too busy not being there.
then we decided to make chicken and stars soup. j insisted on opening the soup can all by himself, and as a result most of the soup ended up on the floor and in various other places that it doesnt belong. then he told us that "spoons are gay. you guys i dont even know why i said that, i -like- spoons" and also that "soup is made of happy". then we watched not another teen movie and decided to go to sleep. and io got to sleep in kelleighs egg-chair again, and when i woke up my whole right side of my body was numb, but that is perfectly okay. how we woke up was great. some poor boy named ken (probably named after the barbiedoll because thats just cool) had passed out in the hall, and woke us up by singing "i love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, tastes so good, down into my belly" which was hilarabous. then he crashed into the room wearing beckys old tutu type thinger, which was more hilarabous.
after that, everyone left and we watched ferngully until my mom came to pick us up. we got to my house and played the incredibly cool and high tech super nintendo lion king game, which i am not too bad at, bt at which kelleigh has an unbelievable talent for dying at. then people started getting here for the cookout and poor me was forced to meet and greet. chelsea and george and rob got there and brought mountain dew and snacks, and we ate out on the newly christened by chelsea 'Teletubby Hill' and basically just trashed the home of the poor teletubbies. there were small children there who refused to leave us alone, and its really a good thing that they finally did leave, because i could see chelsea was about to maul them. abby, however, was less accepting of the fact that she was not welcome in our little circle of coolness. so we had to try escape from her numerous times.
finally we just gave up and let her tell us some excitingly crap scary stories. then we went back upstairs and played lion ing until everyone had to leave, then alyssa fell asleep like the boring person she is and me and kelleigh watched reno. in the morining i woke up kindof squished underneath my futon again, and we had breakfast. me and kelleigh had normal breakfast foods, but alyssa ate beef. after that, becky came to pick up alyssa and kelleigh, and i went over to robs house for dinner. there i learned about mental patients, and some poor kid who crrashed his car into a telephone pole (which actually didnt look like anything had happened to it atall). then went to aldens to get the matrix, because i am a bad person and had never seen it. and i saw some poor cone who was brutally murdered. the matrix confused me to no end, but now i can actually almost piece together what was going on in the second movie of the apparent three. also abby was looking out the window when we drove home which was just creepy.
today i went to go spend my gift certificates at the bellingham thingy place, while abby went off with her strange friend to somewhere in franklin. i bought some shirts at gap, and the reno and athf volume 2 dvds. but old navy pants didnt seem to want to fit onto my ass correctly, and i had the choice of too-tight or way too-loose. so my choice was neither. and now im here sitting in a chair thingy that has been covered in clothes for as long as i can remember, because noone can make the effort to just move them. and all in all it was a very good weekend. |
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HeyKidKiwisRfun: UPDATE.
HeyKidKiwisRfun: thats all im saying
HeyKidKiwisRfun: AND ITS CAPITOLIZED.
i do realise that i havent updated in ever, but 1- nobody noticed, and (more importantly) 2- im lazy. i think last update was something about jills xbox, so ill try my hardest to remember what happened since then. i think that might have been the week that i remember nothing about. alyssa slept over last friday, and we were going to go watch the tractor festivities in jonnys neighborhood, but we didnt know where he went. so mom dropped us off at sues house, and we ate her pizza and walked down to where sopposedly the tractor thinger were. but we ended up getting bored of walking, and sat on some poor persons lawn. then jonny and rob showed up, and we went over to georges house to annoy them yet again. so we sat around there for awhile, and georges dad offered us burgers and such, and we got eated alive by mosquitoes outside while george tried to figure out how his radio worked.
wednesday was my birthday, and i got a camera and chelsea bought me one of those things that you write on with a magnet thats from my childhood and a COUPON for a trip with her, which i will redeem at first chance. then i went to get my permit, and forgot my glasses and we had to go home to get them, after that momlet me drive in a parkinglot and i didnt crash or ANYTHING. then we went out to the cheesecake factory in providence to eat, and out to the mall next door. friday me alyssa rob chelsea george and jonny (take noticce that your name is first since it seems to hold great importance in your universe, alyssa) went to hoyts to see anchorman again, which was just as funny as the first time.
then we dropped alyssa and jonny off at jonnys house because they are dirty pervs, and the rest of us went back to georges house, where we threw cds at george, and waited in vain for him to get us some salad to put in the salad spinner. after that we tried to be sneaky and interrupt alyssa and jonny at their house, but it just so happens that they were standing out in the driveway like bushes. then alyssa slept over and so did abbys friend brianna, and we ended up eavesdropping on their conversations like we like to do. something about cookie. it was very boring. then saturday we went over to sues to swim and dressed jonny up in a skirt. thats basically all i can remember, so youre going to have to deal with that. |
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